Who were you before they broke your heartReblog
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
I made a shirt
My friend Sam makes the best shirts in the nation
You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never.
— Rochester, The Libertine (2004)Reblog
All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.Reblog